Can any one tell me…

– why when Blondie calls me from a Cubs game to sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ball Game”, it’s cute, but when I do it to her, she calls everyone and tells them I’m drunk?
– why I have to say EVERY SINGLE F-ING THING to my husband twice? And he refuses to get his hearing tested?
– why I can’t sleep in on a weekend because of all the noise from the dogs and Bubba, but Hubby will be taking a long nap this afternoon?
– why the deaf and blind dog is the one who won’t stop barking? And she can’t see or hear me yelling at her?
– why all our elderly neighbors drink like fish?
– why O’Baby poops right after his mom runs downstairs to take her shower?
– why all I can think about on this heavenly day is sanding the deck before it gets too hot again?

I could come up with a million of these. How about you?

2 thoughts on “Why?

  1. The deaf and blind dog is barking because she’s afraid that she’s lost and needs to know the security of her loved ones near her.

  2. Hmmm…I have to say everything to my husband twice, too. And his hearing has already been tested (supposedly fine). I’m thinking it’s a game husbands play to get out of doing anything so they can get in some precious naptime. Gah!

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