Can any one tell me…
– why when Blondie calls me from a Cubs game to sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ball Game”, it’s cute, but when I do it to her, she calls everyone and tells them I’m drunk?
– why I have to say EVERY SINGLE F-ING THING to my husband twice? And he refuses to get his hearing tested?
– why I can’t sleep in on a weekend because of all the noise from the dogs and Bubba, but Hubby will be taking a long nap this afternoon?
– why the deaf and blind dog is the one who won’t stop barking? And she can’t see or hear me yelling at her?
– why all our elderly neighbors drink like fish?
– why O’Baby poops right after his mom runs downstairs to take her shower?
– why all I can think about on this heavenly day is sanding the deck before it gets too hot again?
I could come up with a million of these. How about you?