Happy day

Today, my sister was awakened by an earthquake.
My husband did the splits on a slippery hill.
My little son had a Great! day at school.
My yellow dog did not pee in the house.
My big son RSVP’d a wedding.
My younger daughter booked a flight to Chicago.
My older daughter got tagged in a photo on facebook looking like she was having quite a good time.
At work, I took care of a woman who screamed when the automatic blood pressure cuff went off.
My dad turned sixty-nine years old.

Happy birthday Dad! And many happy returns of this eventful day!