I feel like I have become the poster girl for GI distress.
I am bloated, full up to my neck, gassy, rumbly, and just really uncomfortable. I hardly slept last night because of it.
This morning, I ate a big bowl of colon blow cereal, hoping I could stay close to home and resolve my situation. Nope. Now I feel like I’m slowly being poisoned by the toxins being leached into my body.
I am dreading trying to sleep tonight, since I have to get up early in the morning. And work twelve hours.
Ugh. Shoot me now.