Subpar

Subpar

I feel like I have become the poster girl for GI distress.

I am bloated, full up to my neck, gassy, rumbly, and just really uncomfortable. I hardly slept last night because of it.

This morning, I ate a big bowl of colon blow cereal, hoping I could stay close to home and resolve my situation. Nope. Now I feel like I’m slowly being poisoned by the toxins being leached into my body.

I am dreading trying to sleep tonight, since I have to get up early in the morning. And work twelve hours.

Ugh. Shoot me now.

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One thought on “Subpar

  1. Try Gas-X. Or some of O’Baby’s Mylicon. There’s nothing worse than that gassy feeling that you can’t get rid of. Ugh. Do you think drinking something carbonated would help or make it worse?

    I can’t believe the colon blow cereal didn’t work.

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